L5R

Best l5r scene ever:

*Kitsuki poet reads a haiku*

Gaijin Ambassador: That was lovely. Perhaps I may share a bit of my homeland's poetry?

Crane Shugenja: Please, do share.

Gaijin Ambassador: But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief.

Crane Shugenja: *horrified* Kill the moon?!?!