Open Letters

Dear AEG,

I know you can't decide that quickly but at least a, "We received your e-mail and are considering," note would be appreciated.

Love
Suburbaknght



Dear Arthur Murray International Inc.,

I like you, rather against my expectations. Stop tempting me to open a franchise. And please let me teach at Bennington and GenCon again.

Love
Suburbaknght



Dear Highlander Franchise,

Why did you think that was a good idea? Why did I enjoy it? I think I have a problem.

Love you don't deserve
Suburbaknght



Dear Joss Whedon,

I don't have any idea what Goners is but I'm very excited for it.

Love
Suburbaknght



Dear Peppermint Club,

You're very fun but I come home awfully bruised. Please learn floorcraft.

Love
Suburbaknght



Dear Kokikai Aikido,

I wish you weren't so focused on the martial side of things. You're making me really question my commitment. Still, I know you're valuable so I'm sticking things through for now.

Love
Suburbaknght



Dear GQ,

Who would have thought the best journalism of the decade would come from a men's fashion magazine? Please keep up the good work.

Love
Suburbaknght



Dear Dancing With the Stars,

Holy crap, how did you get such a cast? These really are the best dancers you've had yet. Whee!

Love
Suburbaknght



Dear Lucasarts,

Please allow another Knights of the Old Republic game but let them actually finish developing it.

Love
Suburbaknght

Pushing Daisies

So ABC has been advertising the Hell out of Pushing Daisies. Here's the thing, though: it's good. Amazingly good. A spectacular modern fairy tale. The narration is like all your favorite childhood stories. The sets look like a Dr. Seuss novel. The acting leaves a little to be desired but is more than acceptable. It's available for free on the ABC website. Watch it.

Verizon Can Fucking Blow Me

Verizon is now selling all your phone information. To opt out of this call 1-800-333-9956. This is not an urban legend. Seriously call.